You only Exist in My Shadow
The Warden: I see you put your glasses on and finally decided to get to work.
Me: Can you believe it?, I randomly found these glasses on one of the desks in Charles’ section!
The Warden: You’re wearing a pair of glasses that you just found in Charles’ section?
Me: No, no. They’re my glasses. I just didn’t realize I’d lost them [stupid].
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The Warden: You will fail Junior studio and spend eternity trying to pass it.
Me: Well that doesn’t mean that you’ll be my teacher for eternity.
The Warden: I could clone myself, and then there will be multiple F--d’s walking the planet.
Me: That’s a freighting thought. You better preserve your DNA soon, because you don’t have much time left. Have you read The Genius Factory? It’s about the Nobel Prize sperm bank that was created out of the believe that America was facing genetic catastrophe. There have been over 200 kids fathered from the roughly six donors. Pretty messed up.
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And so that is how I got to talking to him about Sperm Banks and genetic dominance.
Apr 3rd